Illustration Credit: Mattea Shuen
Dating the masthead
Karen Maktabi, Associate Lifestyle Editor
Position on The Mike: Features Editor
Year of Study: 4
My biggest date fail is… Listening to a detailed thesis on Chinese Big Bird and then never talking to her again.
My biggest ick is… Baby talk. I love dogs, but as far as I’m aware I am not one of them.
A pickup line that would totally work on me is… “Hey, has anyone ever said that you look a lot like young Stalin?”
