Lonely Hearts of St. Mike’s: Jackson Ranger

Lonely Hearts of St. Mike’s: Jackson Ranger

Illustration Credit: Mattea Shuen

Dating the masthead

Karen Maktabi, Associate Lifestyle Editor 

Position on The Mike: Features Editor 

Year of Study:

My biggest date fail is… Listening to a detailed thesis on Chinese Big Bird and then never talking to her again. 

My biggest ick is… Baby talk. I love dogs, but as far as I’m aware I am not one of them. 

A pickup line that would totally work on me is… “Hey, has anyone ever said that you look a lot like young Stalin?”